April 25th is Plumbers Day! On this day, we show our appreciation for the people who pick at our pipes. If you’ve ever been visited by a plumber you’ve probably fell victim to the vaunted crack attack – when a plumber bends over thus exposing his rump line. Unlike a Big Mac attack, this visual assault is unmistakably funny and gross… when it’s a big ol’ burly dude with pasty white back fat. But when it’s a lithe lady, it can make us yell, “THESE PIPES… ARE CLEAN!” Unclog yourself with our photo gallery of perfectly plump plumber’s butts beckoning for belts. Remember kids, crack kills!
Women, I dont mind tramp stamps. Honestly it’s your body and you’re free to fuck it up anyway you want to, but lets be honest here. If you’re getting a tramp stamp, try to get it high enough above the butt crack so you dont have to show off your stinky plumber crack.
Dont get me wrong, a nice shapely ass is a great thing, but a plumber crack is just that. A plumbers crack. It’s either all or nothing, it isnt something that you can tease.
For example, this is horrible:
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