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τελευταία αναθεώρηση (17/05/2014, 19:58:58)
έτσι λοιπόν αύριο ψηφίζουμεεεεε
κι αν αφαιρέσουμε τον κασσιαννό που από γιάνναρος που ήτανε τον έκανε ο καρτάνος κι ο μάπετ σφίνα, τον μπούα που τον έκαμε ο μασάκιας μπου…. και τον νιόνιο που από στανίτσα τον έκανε ο λουράντος σταν,
καλός ήταν ο αγώνας.
νομίζω και σεις θα τον χαρήκατε κι αν όχι τίποτ άλλο σουβλάκια περσέψανε ένα κάρο.
μείνανε οι τέσσερις αν όχι τρεις συνδυασμοί να παίζουνε με μικρή διαφορά ο ένας από τον άλλο.
έχουμε λοιπόν σταν – θανάσης – γκούμας
και κανείς δεν ξέρει τι θα βγάλει η κάλπη αύριο, μα κι από τους δυο που θα μείνουνε, κανείς δεν ξέρει ποιος θα βγει δήμαρχος τη επόμενη κυριακή.
σαν καλά τ ακούω, κάπου κάτι μ αρέσει σ όλ αυτά.
καλό είναι να μην έχουμε σίγουρο, καλό είναι οι υποψήφιοι να μη καβαλάνε καλάμι, καλό είναι να σέβονται τους ψηφοφόρους.
σκωπτικά σκεφτόμενοι (γελώντας από μέσα μας)
- αν θέλουμε δήμαρχο να φαίνεται (όμορφος και ψηλός) ψηφίζουμε θανάση
- αν θέλουμε το θιάκι να γίνει βραζιλία (πρόεδρος “προόδου”) ψηφίζουμε σταν
- κι αν θέλουμε να μάθουμε να κάνουμε λογαριασμούς (καθηγητής μαθηματικός) ψηφίζουμε γκούμα
πηγαίνετε να ψηφίστε αύριο και μη φοβάστε όποιος και να βγει το ίδιο είναι, γιατί από μας εξαρτάται αν θα κάνει καλά τη δουλειά του.
καλό βότσαλο πατριώτες και νάναι απ τα καμίνια κάτασπρο και να λάμπει σε κρυστάλινα νερά.
άσχετο:
ψήφος < αρχαία ελληνική ψῆφος < ψάω που σημαίνει τρίβω, κάνω κάτι λείο
ψήφος θηλυκό και καταχρηστικά αρσενικό
- μικρή πέτρα που έχει λειανθεί με τριβή, όπως λιθάρι, χαλίκι, βότσαλο, πολύτιμος λίθος
Pebble Story – Lateral Thinking
Many years ago in a small Irish village, a farmer had the misfortune of owing a large sum of money to a landlord. The landlord, who was old and ugly, fancied the farmers daughter. So he proposed a bargain. He said he would forgo the farmer’s debt if he could marry his daughter.
Both the farmer and his daughter were horrified by the proposal. So the cunning landlord suggested that they let providence decide the matter. He told them that he would put a black pebble and a white pebble into an empty moneybag. Then the girl would have to pick one pebble from the bag.
1.If she picked black pebble, she would become his wife and her father’s debt would be forgiven.
2. If she picked white pebble she need not marry him and her father’s debt would still be forgiven.
3. If she refused to pick a pebble, her father would be thrown into jail.
They were walking on a pebble-strewn path in the farmer’s field. As they talked, the landlord bent over to pick up two pebbles. As he picked them up, the sharp- eyed girl noticed that he had picked up two black pebbles and put them into the bag. He then asked the girl to pick a pebble from the bag. Now, imagine that you were standing in the field. What would you have done if you were the girl? If you had to advice her, what would you have told her? Careful analysis would produce three possibilities.
1. The girl should refuse to take a pebble & let her father suffer.
2. The girl should show that there were two black pebbles in the bag and expose landlord as a cheat.
3. The girl should pick a black pebble & sacrifice herself in order to save her father from his debt.
Take a moment to ponder over the story. The above story is used with the hope that it will make us appreciate the difference between lateral and logical thinking. The girl’s dilemma cannot be solved with traditional logical thinking. Think of the consequences if she chooses the above logical answers. What would you recommend to the girl to do?
Well here is what she did, the girl put her hand into moneybag and drew out a pebble. Without looking at it, she fumbled a let it fall onto the pebble-strewn path where it immediately became lost among all the other pebbles.
“Oh, how clumsy of me,” she said. “But never mind, if you look into the bag for the one that is left, you will be able to tell which pebble I picked.”
Since the remaining pebble is black, it must be assumed that she had picked the white one. However, since the landlord dared not admit his dishonesty, the girl changed what seemed an impossible situation into an extremely advantageous one.
